songswithoutwords:

hable-con-ella:

You just sit there and scowl and smoke and make hurtful remarks about people

Dream job

sad-disco:

by Britishindie

• Fran: Oh don't look at me like that. It wasn't all bad. How many people can say they've been on a hospital riverboat?
• Manny: And you can be sure they didn't get to perform surgery on themselves.
• Fran: Just as well they thought Manny was a god.
• Manny: Yes, it will be sometime before I want to sacrifice another monkey.
• Bernard: We said we wouldn't talk about Canada!

hello-sweetie: Bernard: Now go and fetch my lolli.